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一段可以用来遗忘的时间
1.当你的心真的在痛,眼泪快要流下来的时候,那就赶快抬头看看,这片曾经属于我们的天空;当天依旧是那么的广阔,云依旧那么的潇洒,那就不应该哭,因为我的离去,并没有带走你的世界。
1.When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. Please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us. If the sky is still vast, clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn't take away the world that belongs to you.
2.幸福,不是长生不老,不是大鱼大肉,不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃,想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
2. Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给你力量的人。
3. Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off, you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。
4.I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。
5.Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。
6. If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down, it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。
7. We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。
8. One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
9. When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。
10. When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we r pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
11.If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾经拥有的,不要忘记。不能得到的,更要珍惜。属于自己的,不要放弃。已经失去的,留作回忆。
12. Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things you can’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离,这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人,充满变数,我于是后退一步,静静的看着,直到看见真诚的感情。
13. I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things. Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的爱是俯视而生,而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。
14. Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
1.When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. Please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us. If the sky is still vast, clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn't take away the world that belongs to you.
2.幸福,不是长生不老,不是大鱼大肉,不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃,想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
2. Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给你力量的人。
3. Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off, you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。
4.I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。
5.Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。
6. If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down, it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。
7. We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。
8. One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
9. When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。
10. When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we r pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
11.If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾经拥有的,不要忘记。不能得到的,更要珍惜。属于自己的,不要放弃。已经失去的,留作回忆。
12. Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things you can’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离,这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人,充满变数,我于是后退一步,静静的看着,直到看见真诚的感情。
13. I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things. Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的爱是俯视而生,而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。
14. Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
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Friday, April 30, 2010
Happy^^
生活中总有一些不舒心的事,当遇到不舒心的事的时候,不妨看一下下面的语录,笑一下,也许生活更美好,下面是2010年超级经典的幽默语录100句。
1、一恐龙路过西安交大时上了趟厕所,出来后她呜咽道:“555,这辈子终于不愁嫁不出去 了……”
2、和一MM争论鲸鱼是不是鱼,最后我说“日本人也带个人字”,她这才同意鲸鱼不是鱼。
3、看一漂亮MM,苦无搭讪办法,路旁一砖头,拣起,上前,“同学,这是你掉的吧?”
4、男人膝下有黄金,我把整个腿都切下来了,连块铜也没找着!
5、春天我把玉米埋在土里,到了秋天我就会收获很多玉米。春天我把老婆埋在土里,到了秋天我就会…被枪毙!
6、踏遍青楼人未老,请用汇仁肾宝。
7、听君一席话,省我十本书!
8、0岁出场亮相,10岁天天向上。20岁远大理想,30岁发奋图强。40岁基本定向,50岁处处吃香。60岁打打麻将,70岁处处闲逛。80岁拉拉家常,90岁挂在墙上!
9、脱了衣服我是禽兽,穿上衣服我是衣冠禽兽!
10、师太,你就从了老衲吧!…很久很久以后…师太,你就饶了老衲吧!
11、“亲爱的,我…我怀孕了…三个月了,不过你放心,不是你的,不用你负责……”
12、我们产生一点小分歧:她希望我把粪土变黄金,我希望她视黄金如粪土。
13、读10年语文,不如聊半年QQ。
14、早晨懒床,遂从口袋里掏出6枚硬币:如果抛出去六个都是正面,我就去上课!思躇良久,还是算了,别冒这个险了……
15、我花8万买了个西周陶罐,昨儿到《鉴宝》栏目进行鉴定,专家严肃地说:“这哪是西周的?这是上周的!”
16、我能容忍身材是假的,脸是假的,胸是假的,臀是假的!!!但就是不容忍钱是假的!!!!
18、长大了要嫁给唐僧,能玩就玩,不能玩就把他吃掉。
19、一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母。
21、如果朋友可以出卖,每个值五块的话,我也能发笔小财了。
22、征婚启事:要求如下,A活的,B女的。
23、给点阳光我就腐烂。
27、问:你喜欢我哪一点?答:我喜欢你离我远一点!
30、跌倒了,爬起来再哭~~~
31、世界上难以自拔的,除了牙齿,还有爱情。
33、生,容易。活,容易。生活,不容易。
35、问君能有几多愁,恰似一群太监上青楼……
36、吾生也有涯,而吃也无涯~~~
37、想污染一个地方有两种方法:垃圾,或是钞票!
38、年轻的时候,我们常常冲着镜子做鬼脸;年老的时候,镜子算是扯平了。
40、出问题先从自己身上找原因,别一便秘就怪地球没引力。
41、拍脑袋决策,拍胸脯保证,拍屁股走人。
42、我们走得太快,灵魂都跟不上了……
43、不要和地球人一般见识~~~
44、女孩从处女到女人只要一次并成功,男孩从处男变男人需要反复的磨练!
45、出来混,老婆迟早是要换的!
46、小时候我以为自己长大后可以拯救整个世界,等长大后才发现整个世界都拯救不了我……
47、有钱的都是大爷!但是欠钱不还的更是!
48、我就算是一只癞蛤蟆,我也决不娶母癞蛤蟆。
49、生前何必久睡,死后自会长眠……
50、不想当厨子的裁缝,不是好司机。
51、时间是最好的老师,但遗憾的是——最后他把所有的学生都弄死了。
52、去西安出差的路上,一位大连老兄一阵狂吹大连多好多好,然后说大连建市一百周年的时候举行了很隆重的庆祝活动云云,然后问了旁边一人:“西安建市一百周年有什么庆祝活动没有?”旁边几位西安的哥们一愣,过了一会儿,逼出一句话来:“我记得西安建市600年的时候搞了一个‘烽火戏诸侯’吧……”
53、钻石恒久远,一颗就破产!
54、和谐校园里,骑自行车的也许是位博导,而开奔驰的则可能是个后勤……
55、是金子,总会花光的;是镜子,总会反光的……
56、我女友不当尼姑的原因是她四级没过,庵里不收。
57、明星脱一点就能更出名,我脱的光光的却被抓起来了!
59、小时候的梦想并不是要当什么科学家,幻想自己是地主家的少爷,家有良田千顷,终日不学无术,没事领着一群狗奴才上街去调戏一下良家少女……
60、别和我谈理想,戒了!
61、玫瑰你的,巧克力你的,钻石你的。你,我的!
62、所谓惊喜就是你苦苦等候的兔子来了,后面跟着狼!
63、什么是幸褔?幸福就是猫吃鱼狗吃肉,奥特曼打小怪兽!
64、俩农夫吹牛:“俺们农场的鸡,吃的都是茶叶,下的全是茶叶蛋”“有嘛啊,咱农场给鸡吃钱包,让它下荷包蛋。”
65、蟑螂都不怕蟑螂药了,我们却连维生素都搞不定!
66、长个包子样就别怨狗跟着!
67、男人偷腥时的智商仅次于爱因斯坦!
68、为中华而努力读书!一包中华好多钱啊……
69、如果你不能给你的女人穿上嫁衣,那么千万别停下你解开她衣扣的手!
70、别以为穿着脏衣服就可以做污点证人;别以为穿着木制拖鞋就可以做木屐证人……
71、事业是国家的,荣誉是单位的,成绩是领导的,工资是老婆的,财产是孩子的,错误是自己的。72、凤凰重生就是涅盘,野鸡重生就是尸变。
73、如果有一天我变成流氓,请告诉别人,我纯真过……
74、老子不但有车,还是自行的……
75、女人拥有无数个QQ号只为了调戏一个男人,男人常用一个QQ号上面加满各种各样的女人……
76、偶然看见书上所谓的当代女子择偶标准:“有车有房,父母双亡。”郁闷。遂写下幻想中的选妻标准:“家中财产过亿,美貌天下第一,贤惠温柔性感,岳父癌症晚期……”
77、大部分人一辈子只做三件事:自欺、欺人、被人欺。
78、睡眠是一门艺术——谁也无法阻挡我追求艺术的脚步!
79、为了避免家庭暴力,于是我决定不结婚!
80、你可以像猪一样的生活,但你永远都不能像猪那样快乐!
81、迅雷不及掩耳盗铃,以不变应万变不离其宗,成事不足挂齿,此物最相思风雨中,一屋不扫何以扫天下无敌,东边日出西边雨一直下,举头望明月几时有,呆若木鸡毛当令箭,杀鸡焉用牛刀小试,锋芒毕露春光,围魏救赵宝奎,Verygoodbye,八格牙鲁冰花,一泻千里共婵娟……
82、某女的一篇博客日记:某月某日,大醉而归,伸手一摸——手机和贞操都在,睡觉!
83、又美丽、又纯洁、又温柔、又性感、又可爱的处女,就像鬼魂一样,男人们都在谈论它,但从来没有人亲眼见过……
84、记得小学老师骂我:“我一巴掌把你踢出去!”当时我想笑却不敢笑。现在,是敢笑却不会笑了……
85、如果幸福是浮云,如果痛苦似星辰。那我的生活真是万里无云,漫天繁星……
86、避孕的效果:不成功,便成“人”。
87、孤单是一个人的狂欢,狂欢是一群人的孤单。
88、这世上最累的事情,莫过于眼睁睁看着自己的心碎了,还得自己动手把它粘起来。
89、人生的悲惨在于:辛辛苦苦的作了一晚上内容香艳的美梦,第二天早上醒来居然全都记不起来了!
90、父亲问我人生有什么追求?我回答金钱和美女,父亲凶狠的打了我的脸;我回答事业与爱情,父亲赞赏的摸了我的头。
91、男人都好色,色心稍强一点叫色狼,再强一点叫色鬼,更加强就叫色魔,尤其强那就成了变态色魔,好色到了极致,被称作人体美学艺术家。
92、记得刚毕业不久的一天,女友给我发了一条短信:“我们还是分手吧!”我还没来得及伤心呢,女友又发来一条:“对不起,发错了。”这下可以彻底伤心了……
93、此地禁止大小便,违者没收工具。
94、在街上看美女,目光高一点就是欣赏,目光低一点就是流氓。
95、孩儿他娘,咱这辈子还有很多事要做呢,别耽误功夫和我玩捉迷藏了,赶紧蹦出来吧~~~
96、女人一生喜欢两朵花:一是有钱花,二是尽量花!
97、一炮走红——是形容女艺人的……
98、这个世界不公平就在于:上帝说:“我要光!”于是有了白天。美女说:“我要钻戒!”于是她有了钻戒。富豪说:“我要女人!”于是他有了女人。我说:“我要洗澡!”居然停水了!
99、真不明白,女孩买很多很多漂亮衣服穿,就是为了吸引男孩的目光,但男孩想看的,却是不穿衣服的女孩。
100、偶尔幽生活一默你会觉得很爽,但生活幽你一默就惨了……
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